Monday, November 29, 2010

The Most Tragic Thing Ever Put on TV

Ok. This is serious. I think that maybe the world is ending. We're done. There's no hope left. There is only ... Bridalplasty.

This is a show that has young brides-to-be competing for obscene amounts of plastic surgery. This is about 18 different types of depressing. Two of the main types are a) girls who look perfectly perfect and still have a laundry list of invasive surgeries they'd like to go through, and b) girls who should really just go to the gym once in a while instead of getting liposuction on every major part of their body at once.

Type A:

Type B:


Yes, I am judging, and judging hard. I am judging both the contestants and the producers, not to mention society as a whole. My only hope is that maybe these girls are willing to go through all the surgeries because the "winner" (debatable) at the end also gets a celebrity-style wedding. But god, isn't that just as tragic?

It's the most tragic. And everyone who works at E! is going to hell (which we already knew), and everyone who watches the show should be ashamed (which I will).

4 comments:

  1. oh man, look how fat that first girl's right leg is. her shirt even rides up. I don't blame her for wanting some outer thigh lipo over there. totally asymmetrical.

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  2. apparently one of the ladies on the show used to be on the biggest loser with her fiance. I find that extra sad.

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  3. also, I cannot wait to watch this terrible show.

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  4. don't watch it at all! and then we can have a marathon at the end of december.

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