Aw, The South: Part 3

In our continuing map-based series mocking the deficiencies of the south, I'd like to draw everyone's attention to something very near and dear to my heart: our nation's diabetes belt.

Haha, just kidding! But seriously, take a look at this so-called diabetes belt.

I'm thinking the southeast is so saturated with diabetics because of it's proximity to the Coca-Cola factory. I don't know about you guys, but when I hear the phrase "diabetes belt" all I can think of is this.