Despite this being a disgrace to real clams everywhere, I'm pretty pleased with myself over Gary Clam. He is way fatter and lazier and worse at proposing marriage than any clam I know of. But he may be more fun to watch on TV, I'll give him that.* Just in case anyone's interested in taking this to the next level, here's Gary Shirley's very own Twitter feed. Right now there are already 1,917 people with equally odd interest in this deadbeat dad!
Also, be sure to check out the Teen Mom Wikipedia page. It's packed with all sorts of fun, stalkery information about the whole cast!
*No wait, I'd be WAY more excited about seeing clams on TV.
oh my GOD i love you. I can't believe how realistic that looks.
ReplyDeletealso,
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/#!/TylerBaltierra
and
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/#!/MaciBookoutxo
and let's not forget
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/#!/CatelynnLowell
or
https://twitter.com/#!/F1abraham
Farrah is particularly active. Also, now I'm just going wild and following the entire cast of Teen Mom and Jersey Shore.
this is almost as fun as being obsessed with north korea
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